Real Moms

Real moms can't walk to the bathroom without tripping over toys:




Once they are in the bathroom, real moms can never be alone:




Of course, they never sleep alone:




Real moms have magical hands that can turn tears to giggles in an instant:




And while they love the giggles, they sometimes wake early to enjoy the quiet:




Real moms play on the swings....




... and on your ponies...




... and in your ball pits...




... and in your tunnels...






Real moms love whoever invented the portable DVD player:






And they don't get mad when you turn yourself into your own art canvas... they take pictures, instead:




Real moms want their pre-pregnancy body back but know you are so totally worth it:





Real moms are sexy:





Real moms feel lonely:




Real moms feel joy:






Real moms feel sad when they realize that you are growing up... and there is nothing we can do to stop you:





Real moms love to dance with you in their arms.... more... than... you... will... ever... know:




Sometimes real moms get a late night out:




Real moms love their early morning wake up kisses.... even when they don't love the early morning:




Real moms know there are not enough hours in the day:




Reals moms put kids above a clean house:




And real moms make time for the "big kid" in their life:






Real moms multitask:







Real moms will let you watch the same video over and over again:




Real moms love their families:




Real moms never dreamed life could be this good:




Or their bras could be this bad:





Real moms are....