When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion: No excuse

About Me

Location: South Carolina

I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

No excuse

I had two kids close together, I like caffeinated beverages, I enjoy shopping at bargain department stores, I prefer to wear comfortable clothes and the weekend, and yes, I've even been divorced... so believe me when I say beyond a shadow of a doubt that none of things are ever- EVAH- an excuse for walking around like a filthy crack whore with a skullet on your head and puke on your sleeve.

That is all.

Now back to regularly scheduled blog.

Labels: musings

11 Comments:

Wendy said...: I maybe taking a big leap here, but I assume she has help with the kids. So why cant she remember to wear a bra.

There is NO EXCUSE for not wearing a bra after 2 kids. You need a bra, hon.; 10:09 AM
Mimi said...: Okay, so I feel better about going out in my sweats!; 11:30 AM
alimum said...: Yeah, I want to believe I never look like that and (truth be told) I would never leave the house without a bra, but no one ever follows me around the Target trying to catch candid pictures of me at my worst.

I think the forgetting to wear underpants and hanging out with Paris Hilton is far more disturbing. Scratch that, marrying and procreating with Kevin Federline is by far the worst decision Britney has ever made.

But yeah, I would expect the nanny and handlers to make sure she leaves the house looking halfway decent.; 12:23 PM
Kind of Crunchy Mama said...: What is up with her hair? The pic's in the sunlight look bizarre. Is that the damaged mess she's been hiding under her weave?; 12:59 PM
Unknown said...: Move over Courtney Love. Britney is now at the top of the Nastiest Crack Whore list. Egad.; 1:18 PM
Kara said...: omg - I have no words...I'm still in shock that she goes to Target on her own..doesn't she have 'people' to do that? I mean if she wants to look like a skank so be it but get her 'people to go out for her...it's not like she doesn't have the money. geesh.; 4:10 PM
karrie said...: I can understand wearing comfortable sweats, it's the overall effect--and fact that none of her clothes fit well or match--that is scary. Maybe she hit the bra and undie section at Target?

We can hope.; 6:13 PM
Vienna said...: I thought a skullet was a guy with a bullet who was balding on top. No?; 9:03 PM
Abby said...: Even if I had a ton of money, I would still take my cookies to Target. I LOVE me some Target.; 8:26 AM
Anonymous said...: Ladies! After spending the past 24hrs curled up in the fetal position due to the aches and chills of whatevah is going around...well you made me laugh!!!

The scary thing is this:
Who knew that K-Fed would be the one coming out as the "classy" one from this couple.
As for the having 2 kids close together. PUHLease!!! The boys probably call the Nanny 'mommy.' aNd while I can't say that I have not been seen out in public looking bad, some things i can say:

My clothes ALWAYS match!
The hair is in a hat, if it looks that bad.
I wear a bra and yet I don't have a nanny, cook, gardener, body guard, and millions in the bank.

Ok, i'm done for the day. Back to the couch and taking care of the kids.

Curlytop; 1:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Britney's music, I love. Britney herself just needs a good dose of mothering and a huge reality check. :P; 10:22 PM