I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
The three reasons the Gavinator got sent to time out three times in three hours:
Labels: Gavinator
posted by Amanda. @ 1:29 PM
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9 Comments:
Ah, yes. It seems boys are gross.
But you had me laughing so hard my husband asked what was wrong. Poor Grace, poor you.
Sounds like it's time for a drink.
I'm not sure I'm ready for a boy.
He peed on his sister? What? Are you serious?
I am not ready for this. Please make the ycky boys, stop.
Yes, he peed on his sister. And this isn't the first time he has peed on his sister.
I went to pick up Grace and noticed she was soaking wet and I took a whiff and it smelled like pee so I asked Gavin and because he has yet to master lying, he told me that yes indeedy he has pee peed on his sister.
Have you explained to Gavin that when they are both grown up, Grace will exact her revenge on him?
By the time he is old enough to master lying, Grace will be 1) able to tell you herself and 2) very good at running away.
Boys are gross! ICK!
He better watch out because goose is going to kick the gavinator's booty soon enough!
Feeling blessed I have a girl at this exact moment! Peed. On. His. Sister. Still trying to grasp that one!
My first reaction was eewww...
Now I'm glad I have a little girl who enjoys farting on mommy, picking her nose and slobberin on a pillow..Is there that much difference? I think not.
Thanks for the smile
Barb
LOL!
Ok, my child is a demon lately, but yours takes the cake.
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