Conversation with my Dad

Him- Ummm yea, Amanda, I just wanted to give you the heads up that the end of the world is coming.

Me- Really. Do you think it will be before I come home next month or should I not bother asking for the time off?

Him- No, I don't think it will be that soon.

Me- Oh, ok.

Him- I sure hope it doesn't happen before I get the chance to retire.

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I should also add that later in the conversation my dad mentioned he had been reading my blog and wanted to know what I was doing stripping.

For the record, in my profile picture I am NOT on stage stripping. I'm singing karaoke (Blondie's The Tide is High) at the Cat's Meow in New Orleans.