I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
While I'll admit I took a little longer than usual so I could videotape for 18 seconds but come on, a girl has gotta drain the vein in peace once in awhile... know what I'm saying?
That is so so funny. She will hate you for it someday though.
My bathroom is in our bedroom, and the actual toilet is in a little "water closet," so when I'm in there, if Eric is home, I can be behind 3 sets of doors. If I turn on the exhaust fan, I can't hear a thing going on in the rest of the house. It's my little hideaway sometimes.
11 Comments:
OMG, this made me laugh. I had to play it again for dh because it was so hilarious. Also, I LOVE your distressed-yet-amused voice! Very sweet.
Oh, you delightfully mean mommy...
I think your KIND BLOG button needs to remove, because that was definitely not nice. :)
I have to agree with the Goose on this one. I was distressed just thinking that my video wasnt working again.
That sound is ooooo so familiar. Too familiar.
Mean!?! Not nice!?!
While I'll admit I took a little longer than usual so I could videotape for 18 seconds but come on, a girl has gotta drain the vein in peace once in awhile... know what I'm saying?
:)
I got it wrong then, I thought she was in there with you. At least, she just screams, Sam tries death defying stunts while I am in the toilet room.
How funny! Sounds like our house. I don't know who gets more annoyed when I'm in the bathroom - my kids or me for listening to them carry on!!!
I've been reading your blog for a long time now and it's so funny to hear your voice...I'm from New England so you sound Southern to me!!!
Vicki
How funny! Sounds like our house. I don't know who gets more annoyed when I'm in the bathroom - my kids or me for listening to them carry on!!!
I've been reading your blog for a long time now and it's so funny to hear your voice...I'm from New England so you sound Southern to me!!!
Vicki
That is so so funny. She will hate you for it someday though.
My bathroom is in our bedroom, and the actual toilet is in a little "water closet," so when I'm in there, if Eric is home, I can be behind 3 sets of doors. If I turn on the exhaust fan, I can't hear a thing going on in the rest of the house. It's my little hideaway sometimes.
Evil! But so, so justified. :)
HA! I guess I'm so used to being in the south that I don't think I sound southern at all. At least, not that southern.
Not really evil. Evil light, if you will.
Post a Comment
<< Home