I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
I'm sorry but if a lesbian tells you "I'm just not a sausage person", it doesn't matter if she is talking about sausage the food- it is pretty stinkin' funny.
Labels: musings
posted by Amanda. @ 5:10 PM
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6 Comments:
snicker
heehee
I agree!
me 5.
ahahahahahah i agree
i hope you laughed out loud. life's too short not to have a sense of humor.
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