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Friday, July 28, 2006

Baby eat boobies

Hmmmm, how many years of therapy do you will think it will take to erase this memory from the g-unit's brain and unravel all the problematic behaviors and relationships caused by being forced to nurse your brother while he wears your mother's bra and yells "BABY EAT BOOBIES" during such a critical time of physical and mental development?

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So what if the boy likes to wear my bra and wrestle his sister to the ground while he tries to nurse her (he eventually settled on face squishing position after the cross cradle and the football holds failed)? His speech and physical therapists seem to think he is normal and age appropriate and they would know, right? RIGHT??????

Can you imagine what Gayle Ash would do if her thirteen year old son saw this on the cover of Babytalk? At least my kid knows what breasts are for!!!! In a round about way, at least. He's a little fuzzy on the details but he has the general idea. Kind of, sort of.

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Irene said...

hilarious!

3:12 AM  
Blogger Jammer said...

Frickin' hilarious!

(This is Karrie's husband, btw -- came to see the "present" for her, but stayed because your blog rocks!)

11:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your child in diapers now a bra!!! thats a young fucker alright.

7:00 PM  

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