Blueberry eating 101***

Step 1: Line up the blueberries


Step 2: Stick out tongue and spit


Step 3: Pick up the blueberry on the far right


Step 4: Eat the blueberry on the far right


Repeat steps 3 and 4 in an orderly- and somewhat obsessive- fashion being sure to eat one blueberry at a time moving from right to left




***WARNING!!!! Any deviation from Blueberry Eating 101 will result in bodily convulsions, glass shattering screeching, head spinning around 360 degrees, crucifixes turning upside down, seas turning to blood, and the end of mankind as we know it.