I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
I love that your husband is bribing you with baked goods! How classic is that? He is literally your "sugar daddy", and I'm voting that you call him that until he finds better ways to seduce you.
Oh - and the e-mail he sent you was hilarious. Just don't take it for granted that someone wants to have sex with you even though you have spit up and poop on your clothes. It really is a blessing.
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So, what if he gave you the whole doughnut, and you didn't give him any? Do you have to go get him a doughnut? What kind of doughnut? Did it work?
just kidding. Mostly.
I love that your husband is bribing you with baked goods! How classic is that? He is literally your "sugar daddy", and I'm voting that you call him that until he finds better ways to seduce you.
Oh - and the e-mail he sent you was hilarious. Just don't take it for granted that someone wants to have sex with you even though you have spit up and poop on your clothes. It really is a blessing.
Donuts and sex. I'm impressed. I have neither.
Oh, I don't have to give him a doughnut... LOL!
It usually works. Hell, a stranger could offer me a doughnut in exchange for some lovin' and I would have to think about it ;)
But alas, the Gavinator is on a sleep strike (more to come on that later) and I was unable to earn my doughnut. I ate it anyway, but it was on credit.
I don't think he minds the spit up and poop as long as it isn't MY spit up and poop!
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