I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
The husband- "Good night, inbred."
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posted by Amanda. @ 8:39 AM
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6 Comments:
Why is it that the meanest sounding thing sounds SO funny coming from your loved one?
Just before going to bed, Me and my "other half" try to see how many insults we can come up with before we fall asleep...for instance I say: You are so gay, I just saw you on www.gayasallhell.com
and he says: You are so short..you sit on the curb and your feet swing. Most nights we laugh until we're sick..oh..love.
Sounds like love. I think he really is your cousin and is in denial.
LMAO, Linka! So sweet. Sick, but sweet!
Wendy, don't say that! Between me being from WV and the fact the husband and I do kind of look a like, people would be convinced!
Besides, my kids ACT like they're swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Omg that was really funny. Thanks for sharing Amanda.
My husband uses terms of endearment for my snaggle tooth. I swear it wasn't a snaggle tooth before him, but now I am just one more carnie who has strayed from the booth.
OMG... I am seriously LMAO- one more carnie who has strayed from a tooth! HAHAHA!!
Thanks for commenting, Blakken!
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