When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion: Say what?

About Me

Location: South Carolina

I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Say what?

Files this under "things I never thought I would hear/say":

Gavin: "Mommy! She keeps hittin' ma penis!!!!"

Me: "Well get your penis away from her!!!!!"

Labels: Gavinator, musings

7 Comments:

Kara said...: I.can't.stop.laughing.; 11:20 AM
Vienna said...: I had a post like this recently, but this one takes the cake!; 3:04 PM
Wendy said...: Well, duh.; 9:05 PM
Kind of Crunchy Mama said...: LOL!; 9:37 AM
Lindsey Miller said...: Not as good as yours, but I have said to my puppy (while on the phone with nice normal adult)

"What are you doing on mommy’s curtains... are you pooping again?"; 11:23 PM
Amanda. said...: HAHAHA!

I'm going to have to check out your page, V.

Thanks for looking and posting :); 8:39 AM
Abby said...: We have those moments too here.

My current favorite is, "Davis get out of the oven..."

Most times I say what I have to and after I think, "No one should ever be saying these things..."; 8:48 AM