I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
To the first person who can discover and turn off the genes in my children responsible for them knowing the exact nanosecond that I finally sit down to relax during their naps, thus causing them to wake up and start screaming because we all know that I'M NOT ALLOWED TO RELAX!
posted by Amanda. @ 11:47 AM
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