I'm a 31 year old wife and mom living in the southeast. I've been married 3 years and I have one son and one daughter (aka the Gavinator and the Goose). Ever since becoming a mom there have been many moments that have caused me to declare "That's it, I'm officially a mom!". I'm not talking about the ordinary moments like the time I birthed my child through my va-jay-jay or nourished a child exclusively for 6 months with my breast milk alone. I'm talking about moments like the first time I went number two on the potty with a 1 year old on my lap or the first time I cleaned up my son's vomit without even gagging. Nevermind the fact I started a blog just to talk about being a mom. I am officially a mom.
Is it just me or does everyone's dishwasher have some invisible baby vortex that from the nanosecond the door opens, sucks the baby into its clutches- no matter where the baby is in the house- and will stop at nothing to keep the baby within its realm?
posted by Amanda. @ 5:48 PM
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1 Comments:
It isn't just you.
And it isn't just the dishwasher. The washing machine and the oven also are baby magnets
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