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Friday, March 23, 2007

Two Reason I don't belong in South Carolina

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#2





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Real moms don't always nurse

But sometimes they do.

This isn't part of the Real moms meme but in keeping with the theme (and my strong desire to show off my new favorite pictire!!):

Day 106 Outtake: By Design

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Real Moms

Real moms can't walk to the bathroom without tripping over toys:

Day 7: As I walk through the valley of cars... and trains... and tracks


Once they are in the bathroom, real moms can never be alone:

Day 12: What Not To Expect


Of course, they never sleep alone:

Day 10: Boy's Mommy


Real moms have magical hands that can turn tears to giggles in an instant:

Day 11: This hand


And while they love the giggles, they sometimes wake early to enjoy the quiet:

Day 25- Me time


Real moms play on the swings....

Day 23:  Playing hooky rules!


... and on your ponies...

Day 15: Giddy up!


... and in your ball pits...

Day 17: Ballsy


... and in your tunnels...


Day 66: Tunnel o' Me



Real moms love whoever invented the portable DVD player:


Day 31: So Happy Together



And they don't get mad when you turn yourself into your own art canvas... they take pictures, instead:

Day 44: Don't turn your back for a second


Real moms want their pre-pregnancy body back but know you are so totally worth it:

Day 65: I am a soldier



Real moms are sexy:

Day 67:  Just done workin' out aka "MILTSNAOTOFAFBATGALCWUSWMATLGEGOP" Tuesday



Real moms feel lonely:

Day 24- Don't feel like being a mom today


Real moms feel joy:


Day 96: There's a reason for the world...



Real moms feel sad when they realize that you are growing up... and there is nothing we can do to stop you:


Day 102- Ages and Stages


Real moms love to dance with you in their arms.... more... than... you... will... ever... know:

Day 68: My Sweethearts


Sometimes real moms get a late night out:

Day 72: Later suckas!!!!!!


Real moms love their early morning wake up kisses.... even when they don't love the early morning:

Day 74: Didn't know I could hope for


Real moms know there are not enough hours in the day:

Day 13: Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me


Reals moms put kids above a clean house:

Day 80: Why doing anything takes forever


And real moms make time for the "big kid" in their life:

Day 22: My first attempt at being sexy




Real moms multitask:


Day 9: Multitasking




Real moms will let you watch the same video over and over again:

Day 20: I only have myself to blame


Real moms love their families:

Day 56: Rare Events


Real moms never dreamed life could be this good:

Day 99: For did my dreams, come true when I looked at you


Or their bras could be this bad:

Day 103: Weapons of Mass Lactation



Real moms are....


Day 93: Operation "Make My Neighbors Think I am a Complete Nutjob" is well under way...

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Working Moms Finding Time for Children

No sleep? Check

Filthy house? Check

Husband who? Check


Did they use me in this study?

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Four Years

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Monday, March 05, 2007

Better or Worse

"I'm sorry I've been a turd."


"I'm sorry you've been a turd, too."

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Dark Days

At least I can take pictures of that which I cannot write.


Day 86: How the hell can a person go to work in the morning and come home in the evening and have nothing to say


Day 87: Feel my bones


Day 88: Return to me

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